Gotta Protectors Cart of Darkness

Magicadia is having a wonderful morning…but the castle you were enjoying suddenly turned into the size of a tank. And what’s this about a mysterious prophecy which could result in the end of all video games? Your confusion could be yours.

Make your choice of best Protectors, then get ready to hack and slash , and throw spells at you as you play through an incredible adventure with over 100 thumb-blistering map–plus lots of additional bonus DLC chapters!

The rules are as follows. In order to get the castle moving you must put the princess Lola into it. The end of the track is an opponent castle. smash YOUR castle into their castle to destroy it–but be careful not to let enemies take away the Princess’s HP first!

The player can pick from eight Gotta Protectors that you can take part in, including a mage that loves meat as well as a nakedist Ninja.
You can play as a solo player or in groups of as many as four other players using the couch, wireless, or over the internet (Nintendo Switch Online account required for internet play)
There will be hundreds of adversaries at once, and will be able to challenge your abilities against bosses such as Crab as well as Golem.
Personalize your heroes by adding many unique and tactically varied skills starting from defensive, to straight offensive
Rock out to an infectious chiptune track created by the one and only Yuzo Koshiro
You can perform a few tricks to unlock games that can be played with a game cart Every one of them is a milk-snorting send-up of a genuine game for The Something-or-other Entertainment System
When nature asks for an interruption, you can cover your screen with old gaming publications
You will be captivated by this tale of the timeless passion for tears and laughter.

The wait is over the Japanese indie sensation, GOTTA PROTECTORS: CARTO OF DARKNESS. The 80s are calling–collect–and it’s up to you to dust off your carts and put an end to the bodacious bad guys threatening Magicadia once and for all!

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