Batman Porn Story: Oh Puddin Chapter 1

Title: Oh Puddin
Fandom: Batman
Rating: PG
Pairing/s: Joker/Harley Quinn
Summary: After she breaks the Joker out of Arkham she gives him a surprise.
Word Count: 239
Genre: Romance

Oh, Puddin. I got something for you. Harley said as she slid into the hide out they found after she broke him out of Arkham.

Oooh, Harley you know how I love surprises, the Joker said with mock sarchasm while his back was still turned to her.

Well Mistah J, I got the supplies you wanted. Though I dont know what youre gonna do with 50 wheels of limburger, and you were right they havent yet put out an APB for me yet.

Hehehe, Joker started to laugh as he turned around. Well, Harls, what else did you get for me then?

She sat all the bags she was carrying onto the table except one that read Natalies Underground She reached into the bag and pulled out red silk teddy. I hope you like it Puddin.

Well quite frankly, Harley my dear, its not my size. He said with a quizzical look on his face.

No silly, its not for you to wear. I got it to celebrate the fact that your physical rehabilitation is finished. So you just go lay down, Dr. Quinns orders.

As he laid down, She went behind a partition and a few seconds later came out in just her headgear & the teddy.

And just so you know Puddin, this Harley is made in America and as youre about to find out Born to Ride.

The End– the rest Ill leave up to your dirty imaginations