Batman Porno Story: Robyns story Chapter 1
A/N: based off the new Batman series. Ive often thought itd be funny if Batmans Robin was a girl so I decided Id do just that. I own Robyn, Ami, the hook-nosed lady, Rachel, Yumi, Brandon, Mr&Mrs. Wilcox, and Kenny. Originally set for Halloween but I changed my mind. May the story begin!
Robyns chat with Ami
October 27, 2005
7:14 PM
RobynTehRobin: Hey Ami
HiHiPhan: Yo Roby
RobynTehRobin: I gotta ? to ask
HiHiPhan: shoot
RobynTehRobin: If the future of America depends on us y is it that so little $$ is spent for education?
HiHiPhan: Because only college is important, there4 the only way $$ is spent. (SureWhatever.)
RobynTehRobin: ha-ha-ha, seriously tho, America rides on us but skools get so little $$
HiHiPhan: Bcause theyre only using us!
RobynTehRobin: I kno! Skool is The mans way of keeping us down dude!
HiHiPhan: Yeah, its somethin to keep us busy while our parents go to work but 1day, well bust em in action. They probably go somewhere else during the day
RobynTehRobin: And those take your kid to work days are just ploys to make us think theyre going to work
HiHiPhan: Yep! What a bunch of users. They make us go to skool to keep us busy & do chores when they come home by sayin We went to work all day to make money for your food, now do the chores!
RobynTehRobin: The mans plan shall fail, REVOLUTION!
HiHiPhan: LOL, yep one of those days
RobynTehRobin: Viva la revolution! Should we skip sometime and follow our parents if they really are our parents anyways
HiHiPhan: Huh?
RobynTehRobin: Should we skip sometime &follow our parents to work to see if its really work, yes or no?
HiHiPhan: Sure why not, next 2sday?
RobynTehRobin: Sry, no can do, I gotta eye Dr. then, getting new glasses
HiHiPhan: KK, seeya 2morrow? U dressin dwn 4 hippy day?
RobynTehRobin: Hellz yeah! Whoa, G2G dude, l8r
HiHiPhan: l8r dude
Hippie day at a local Gotham High School
October 28, 2005
8:00 AM
Alright students, I hope you have your dollars. A tall lady with a hook nose stood in the front of the classroom. She stood at about six foot, not counting how she wore three inches worth of odor-eaters in her simple Mary Janes. She wore a white polo short sleeve shirt under a black vest, also with this ensemble was a black skirt that ended right above her crisp white stockings. Her long graying hair was pulled into a beautifully done French braid and then it went into a regular braid. I moaned quietly to myself, I forgot my dollar.
Yo Robyn, this is from Ami. Whispered a boy behind me. A small folded paper was passed into my hand when I put it back towards him for the paper which I unfolded under my desk. Inside was a dollar and Aint I a saint Roby? scribbled in red ink. I chuckled as I waited for my name to be called.
Ami Thomas. Called the woman, all the students called her Hoshi no shi which basicallymeans deaths star in Japanese, but her real name was Mrs. Shugars. Ami charged up and was back in her seat and a dollar was in Mrs. Shugars hand before you could say hi I sat bored out of my mind until I heard her say Robyn Wilcox. Then I, like Ami, did it quickly so it could be done and over with. Thank you all for your dollars; they will be donated to Hurricane relief. Have a good day. And with that the hook-nosed woman left the room.
Walking home from a Halloween party
October 28, 2005
11:34 PM
I yawned wishing I had called a cab as I adjusted my face mask so the eyeholes were even with my eyes; it kept shifting making it hard to see, even with my new contacts in. Yeah, I do wear glasses but when I have to wear a mask I wear contacts, its a deal I made with my parents. Yo birdie! Wait for the Brandon-ator! I stopped letting my friend Brandon catch up with me as he adjusted his own mask. He decided he would go as Joker, so as a joke I went as Batman, I even made a few of his gadgets. I made a little fake monitor, pocket sized of course, and I got Ami to activate it every time Brandon did something wrong. It was really funny, Id start chasing him all around the room with a bat-arang as weve taken to calling them. Anyway, it was really dark outside, and cold
So Brandon, have a good time?
Yeah, cept you chasin me around the room with a wooden Bat-arang. We laughed. I felt a slight blush coming into my cheeks. Whats wrong, you cold or somthin?
No, no Im fine Brandon I lied, he eyed me out of the corner of his eye. I heard something behind me and spun around. Odd, I thought Iheard something.
Well, lets keep going, wouldnt wanna get home after midnight. Brandon cut in, I nodded as I turned back towards home and started to walk. I have a riddle for you to pass the time, more of a mystery really.
Shoot Brandonio. I said calmly.
1) Dont call me Brandonio and 2) sure, here we go. A man falls in love with an avid animal lover, the man hates animals so he lies to her to get her to like him. He tells her about his great-grandfather finding a gold vein but his mule was pregnant, he let the mule have its foal and- He was talking so slow it was annoying.
His flaw was that mules have ho children. Mules have only 23 chromosomes and they are all female. I answered cutting him off. Sorry Brandon. Ive done my research on animals.
Oh…I thought you heard it before. Brandon stopped suddenly, I realized we were almost home, almost to his home anyway, we were at my place. Shall I drop you off princess?
Well, arent you being my knight in pathetic armor. I said jokingly, he laughed softly and suddenly grabbed onto my hand. What?
Youre hand is warmActually I have a question to ask.
Shoot.
Do you think its possible that you can love your best friend? He spewed.
Ive never thought about it before, I guess so. Im really tired Brandon, see you tomorrow? How about that new pizza place? Cool, Ill see you at eight next week. I just remembered my project. I started each question as he nodded but I didnt really need his reactions to tell me hed say yeah.
Sure, later birdie.
Walking to Robyns date
November 5, 2005
7:30 PM
Almost there, ACK! I yelped as someone grabbed my arm and pulled me into an alley way. Let me go, Ill give you anything you want just let me go. I said struggling against the figure. It was already dark out, save the lights in buildings, so I could hardly see his face.
The problem kid is, I want your fear and theres only one way to get it. Snarled the figure, I found myself pinned to the alley wall so I knew what I had to do. I raised one leg and, as fast as I found possible, I kicked him in the chest knocking him back a bit. You cant hurt me. He sneered, I went to run but something was keeping me in place. ImThe Scarecrow. I knew that my face was getting pale as I saw him in the light of a passing bus. He was literally, a scarecrow.
Please…just let me go. I heard myself whimper pathetically. He shook his head as if asking what the fun was in that. I dont know how or why but suddenly I found the strength to run, which I did. Only to find myself at a dead end, this guy knew his dark creepy alleys. I turned around to the offensive but found some type of gas being sprayed into my face, I coughed and found my heart beating faster, and I was somehow scared stiff. Was it that gas? I thought weakly before the final blow was dealt, a knee went into my gut faster than my roundhouse kick. My head spun and my vision swam, darkness swept into my vision from the corners of my vision and as it closed in to total blackness I hit the ground with a thud.
Scarecrows plan
November 5, 2005
11:04 PM
I moaned as the darkness slowly gave way to light. I was just plopped onto the floor of some old warehouse; apparently this guy didnt think Id look for a way out, he was wrong. I stood and almost fell to the floor but I steadied myself, I struggled to stay standing as I walked to a ladder.